The Lake Effect

This one is for Matt because he is a duck hater. I know this for a fact*, because we were at the Reflection Pool in DC, just holding hands and stuff, and then he picked up a rock. I thought he was going to skip the rock across the water, but instead Whack! Crack! Quack! He killed a duck. It may have even been a bald eagle. 
*this story is stupid and has no basis on reality. I’m sure Matt loves all creatures. Slowly, and tenderly.
Oh, and one more thing, this picture is from the Gay Cruise I was on at the end of January. The theme was the “White Party” and I wanted to be white trash. Thankfully I still fit into my Hooters t-shirt from when I dropped out of junior high. Hey, if it’s good enough for the Amish, it’s good enough for me. You may also notice my trashy low-lights in my hair, my Tanqueray bottle earrings, and the tiger-hair clip in extension. 

This one is for Matt because he is a duck hater. I know this for a fact*, because we were at the Reflection Pool in DC, just holding hands and stuff, and then he picked up a rock. I thought he was going to skip the rock across the water, but instead Whack! Crack! Quack! He killed a duck. It may have even been a bald eagle. 

*this story is stupid and has no basis on reality. I’m sure Matt loves all creatures. Slowly, and tenderly.

Oh, and one more thing, this picture is from the Gay Cruise I was on at the end of January. The theme was the “White Party” and I wanted to be white trash. Thankfully I still fit into my Hooters t-shirt from when I dropped out of junior high. Hey, if it’s good enough for the Amish, it’s good enough for me. You may also notice my trashy low-lights in my hair, my Tanqueray bottle earrings, and the tiger-hair clip in extension. 

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