The Lake Effect

Big, blonde, & beautiful.  (at Blackfriars Theatre)

Big, blonde, & beautiful. (at Blackfriars Theatre)

Every February, you’ll be my valentine.

Every February, you’ll be my valentine.

Here’s an idea…

I know that there are many couples on Tumblr, but I’m not exactly sure how they met. Here’s the idea: If you are in a relationship with someone on Tumblr, write a paragraph/story/sentence about how you two met.

It can also include your feelings or whatever you want, it’s your damn story. But, here’s the cool (stupid) part: don’t tell the other person that you are writing it, and cue it to publish at midnight EST tonight.

Then we can see how you guys match up your stories. You can even tag me, dariennelake, then I can find them easier. Or tag howwemet.

Me and my pussy posse are going to rule the school. Bitches beware. The ponytail pull gif is the best thing I’ve seen all month.

(Source: apurplecheshirecat)

I need to find a valentine this year. Two years ago, my mom sent me a valentine card and I felt the urge to throw myself off a bridge. Sadly, I was too out of shape to pull myself over the guardrail. But I’ve been working out and drinking milk.

I need to find a valentine this year. Two years ago, my mom sent me a valentine card and I felt the urge to throw myself off a bridge. Sadly, I was too out of shape to pull myself over the guardrail. But I’ve been working out and drinking milk.

mattyrab:

Historical moments in shade throwing, Inauguration Edition 2013. Keep your eyes on FLOTUS’ reaction to what Boehner said to her and POTUS.

What caused this epic eyeroll?

Apparently John Boehner asked Barack Obama if he was able to go out for a smoke before the luncheon and Barack said no. To which Boehner said, “oh, someone won’t let you.” Referring to Michelle.

Michelle is not the one to be fucked with. I love her.

Blow-up doll. #selfie

Blow-up doll. #selfie